So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
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I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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