1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
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My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
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THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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