they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
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I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
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telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.