Only a mothe r could love this liver
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
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Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
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I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does