Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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