And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
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She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
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It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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