You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
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