don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
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I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Vodka?
Forever.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
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Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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