paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
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I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
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So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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