She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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