maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
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Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
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Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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