I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
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