dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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