I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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