There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
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I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
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It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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