You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
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Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
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I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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