He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
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just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
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Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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