dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Can Purell be used as lube?
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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