evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
My penis needs a shock collar
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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