so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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