is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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