i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
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Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
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"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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