she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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