I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
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About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
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I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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