And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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