i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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