Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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