so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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