Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
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I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
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I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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