Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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