just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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