real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
