It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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