? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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