"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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