god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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