You're my little dorito
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
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I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
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Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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