He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
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Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
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It's blow job season.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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