You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I wish i was in the wii world.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
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