conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
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Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
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The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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