She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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