How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
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