So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
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