I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
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You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
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I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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