you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
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Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
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It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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