READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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