You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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