he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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