he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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