the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
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What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
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I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Randomize