Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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