the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
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What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Holy sore nipples Batman
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You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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