So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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