I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Well I just put wine in my tea
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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