I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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