I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
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We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
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Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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